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... a limerick marathon? Suggested rules:
Risqué but not pornographic.

There was a young lady from Blighty
Who wore the most terrible nighty.
When her friend said ‘Why do it?'
She said ‘They see through it,
And that guarantees me twice nightly'.

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Sorry my limerick was not comical.
Was trying my best to join in,
but if i dont suit i"ll give a snub,
and leave you all to your exclusive club.

Good grief, you can't see it as exclusive. They let me in!

and I can't find your limerick Mr B. Has there been a posting problem? (And mine weren't really comical - I just like words)

Though lots of our verses are clean,
Or some grubby grey state between
They’ll still shock a few
Disapproving folk who
Think the whole sorry lot are obscene.

Kee-Lo: Haha you're welcome anyday in my loo

haha, how can a girl refuse an invitation like that lol, and a very nice loo you have too

Beardo: There was a sexy midwife called Faith
Whose patient exploded in her face
Wiping away the placenta 
Faith explained at the the birth centre
"If I'm attacked again then I'll use mace:smileycool:

love it!!

hahaha, exclusive club

you're having a laugh lol

Oh dear. Who have we offended? Or is the list too numerous to detail?

Oh dear. Who have we offended? Or is the list too numerous to detail?

nah, I doubt anyone yet, but there's still time

A horny young lady named Lil
Shagged a dynamite stick for a thrill.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil.

One thing I hate about my loo is the boiler above it, hit my head a few times

well I can honestly say, I never noticed


A horny young lady named Lil
Shagged a dynamite stick for a thrill.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil.

hahaha Faith this very similar.

There once was a woman named Alice
Who used a dynamite stick as a phallus.
They found her vagina
Up in North Carolina,
And the rest of poor Alice in Dallas.